I’ve been awarded “Awesome Blog Content (ABC) Award” yay !

Some of my male fans making silly faces and doing dodgy hand-signs – no I’m not a mason … doh only kidding !

My awarder :

http://gegebearbear.wordpress.com/2013/08/03/im-feeling-better-so-awards-night-is-here-drum-roll-please/

Thanks gegebearbear, I’m honoured and humbly accept:)

Section 1: Directions for you to accept the Awesome Blog Content (ABC) Award

Personally I don’t like the “nominee” idea, it’s confusing. So, if I’ve awarded you a “Awesome Blog Content (ABC)” you’ve already won/been awarded the award, you are my awardee.

To accept this award, the awardee must do the following:

1. Display the Award on your Blog.
2. Announce your win with a post and thank the Blogger who awarded you.
3. Present 8 deserving Bloggers with the Award.
4. Link your awardees in the post and let them know of their being awarded with a comment.
5. Write a word or phrase about yourself for each letter of the Alphabet.

Section 2: A word or phrase about myself for each letter of the Alphabet

A. Ass or Arse, sometimes I can be one

B. Black, my favourite colour in clothes

C. Cat, don’t have one, more of a pussy man:) … sorry it just slipped out!

D. Dog, no don’t have one either.

E. Elephant, no don’t have a pet elephant, but I reckon these guys are pretty cool. Don’t piss one off they remember for a very long time, and like the rule of the road with buses, trucks and lorries, don’t argue with what’s bigger than you.

F. Foxtrot, Yes I know my military alphabet, Delta Oscar November, Charlie Hotel Alpha Romeo India Sierra Mike Alpha

G. God I’m bored, and only got up to G so far

H. Hard as it may seem I will finish this

I. Indiglo, I have my second Timex watch with “Indiglo” which lights up the face. It’s been to 40M so I can recommend Timex for divers.

J. Jennifer Lopez, not hot, sorry not my type, bit too “Masculine”

K. Katie Perry, NO NO NO, looks like a bloke, dude, man, even with the makeup.

L. LedaMonsterBunny, not sure really, think that may be jailbait, and not sure her hair would always match my outfits.

M. Megan Fox, now we’re talking, but she’s got one of those faces I could never trust, it just says “I’m a liar”.

N. Norma Jean, original hottie, although maybe a bit of bunnie boiler ?

O. Oh god why do I spend so much time thinking about women, is there something wrong with me LOL

P. I have a friend who has “penis” as part of her second name (surname). I never noticed, but another friend was quite amused and pointed it out to me.

Q. P’s & Q’s, sorry I should mind them:)

R. Royalty, they are a waste of money… but wait, probably still cheaper than the American government…Let’s have an American royal family, I’ll take the job if it’s available, I work for less than Obama, and people would have more fun.

S. Sand, I really don’t like that stuff on my feet or on my body, so I’m not really a beach lover. Beaches are a nice idea but not really practical for me.

T. Takeaway, why do Americans insist on using this word. Takeaway in England is same as a Takeout, ie a meal that is consumed away from the premises on which it’s cooked on. Will you guys ever learn English ?

U. Ultimately antidisestablishmentarianism is a fairly useless word.

V. Viagra, good idea

W. Warmth a quality I look for in others, and in myself.

X. XXX – I was confused by the x-rated connection and the Vin Diesel movie, perhaps someone can explain?

Y. You are still reading this ?

Z. ZZZZ, ZZZZ, ZZZZ I love sleeping 🙂

Phew, that was more challenging than I expected …

Section 3: I’m awarding this “Awesome Blog Content (ABC) Award” to

1. http://prayingforoneday.wordpress.com/
2. http://jonrista.com/
3. http://photographyartplus.wordpress.com
4. http://travellingmacs.wordpress.com
5. http://sassymikee.wordpress.com
6. http://highheelsandpinkglitter.wordpress.com/
7. http://houseofbrokersrealty.wordpress.com
8. http://krystinross.wordpress.com

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