I wonder if Google has the answer to that particular conundrum ?
It’s one of the 50 most insane search suggestions ever seen on Google. Fair question, but funny never-the-less.
Some of my other favourites :
“I feel like a pig shat in my head”
“Why does my husband – look at other women, blame me for everything, lie, fart so much, ignore me, lie to me, treat me so bad, not love me, cheat, wear panties”
“Why can’t I own a canadian”
“Dinosaurs were made up by the cia to discourage time travel”
“Obama is a cactus”
“Urethra Franklin”
“What’s a boyfriend and where can i download one”
Check it out for yourself – http://www.happyplace.com/3979/the-most-insane-search-suggestions-ever-seen-on-google/page/1
Don Charisma 
Thumbs Up, Bro! I love ““Dinosaurs were made up by the cia to discourage time travel”…..Insane idea! Like all that was getting in the way of time travel was the cia’s honesty….lol!
Certainly some Zany ideas out there, google suggestions can give a break from the routine and a little light humour … Cheers Don Charisma
I loved that dinosaurs one so much i posted it to facebook. keep em coming bro.
Thanks dude, hope all good with you:)
Haha… 😛
Glad you liked it ! 😉
Haha! Totally! As a FB geek… 😛
Google suggestions are lots of fun!
You’re not wrong ! you’re in my links->friends now cheers Don Charisma
Cheers Don. Following you too!
made me laugh! hilarious
Good to laugh, makes for happier times:)
I’ve added you on my links –> friends, Cheers
Don Charisma
I’m currently giggling like a girl at this .. oh wait
– very funny – you have a informative blog – yes even this page 🙂 Thank you for the follow.. please drop by sometime 🙂
~Have a beautiful day
HEy littlebrighteyes, thanks for you kind comments … likewise … I hope you didn’t laugh so hard you wet yourself LOL … I’ll drop by soon as I get some free time 🙂 I’ve added you on my links –> friends, you doing the same helps people find our blogs 🙂
Keep in touch …
Cheers
Don Charisma
Fear not – my jeans stayed dry 😉 – Thank you, once I figure out all that link stuff I shall indeed add you to it 🙂
~ Have a beautiful day
Don, you are too much. I love the way you title your posts. I thought this one was actually YOU who had the “problem” with girls. I don’t think there’s ANYONE else in the blogosphere who goes searching the searches. That’s cool and funny. Loved it.
Thanks for stopping by my blog. I will be visiting.
Hey there, LOL I try to please, I thought it was a good headline and yes girls have ignored me on facebook … my conclusion, go find some other girls to talk to !
I’ve added you to my link->friends … Keep in touch …
Cheers
Don Charisma
the funniest part of this to me is that almost 15 years ago i used to create electronic music on my pc. one of the cuts i created got named “urethra franklin” – lo and behold, here’s that title / name loitering about on google after all that time. small whirrled… 😉
Sure is, funny that when one had an idea a long time ago and then it reappears in mainstream … perhaps you should be a scifi writer, those guys are always writing about technology before it actually happens …
Cheers
Don Charisma
love your blog, very unique and funny!
Thanks really appreciate that:)
I’ve added you on my links –> friends, you doing the same helps people find our blogs 🙂
Keep in touch …
Cheers
Don Charisma
https://doncharisma.wordpress.com
I must admit, that as a Canadian, it is the first I’ve ever learned that there is interest in owning one of my fellow (only slightly used) citizens …. Who knew?
Hi Dale, yes funny, but a true google suggestion … just had a thought, perhaps “Canadian” is a type of pet or farm animal, like a “Canadian bull terrier” or “Canadian mallard duck” and that’s what people are looking for ? or perhaps they are S&M people who like to keep a Canadian gimp in the basement, because Canadians make better gimps than any other nationality … I’m sure google would provide the answers, sometimes fun to guess … obviously no offence mean’t just playing around with ideas 🙂
I’ve added you on my links –> friends, you doing the same helps people find our blogs 🙂
Keep in touch …
Cheers
Don Charisma
https://doncharisma.wordpress.com
You’re right, some suggestions are helpful, but others just leave you scratching your head.
Often I know what I’m looking for, but the suggestions have sometimes saved me a lot of time …
Brilliant! I’ve got to try some of these asap!
They are fun … another one to try “windows 8 is” …
Good luck with your blog 🙂
Cheers
Don Charisma
https://doncharisma.wordpress.com
Haha this is funny! Thank you for following my blog:)
My pleasure, good luck with your blog, I’ve posted you a special message there …
Cheers
Don Charisma
https://doncharisma.wordpress.com
Lmao. Another way to waste time on the interwebs.
There are a million ways, this is only one of them !
Thanks for stopping by.
Cheers
Don Charisma
https://doncharisma.wordpress.com
I’m going to try this.x
It’s very funny, enjoy !
Cheers
Don Charisma
https://doncharisma.wordpress.com
another fun and inexpensive waste of time!!
Many distractions and idle pleasures to pass the living years without thinking too much !
Tried this myself several times.
Always amused by the results.
You’re a braver man than me !