This is cutting edge improvisational blogging. We call it –
“Whose Blog is it Anyway ?” 2 – The Unanswerables
We have written this for FUN, not serious, to amuse ourselves and our readers, and help promote our blogs. Please read with that in mind.
Commenters – Please DO NOT post outbound links whilst the event is going on AND please DO NOT post comments if you are a moron.
Whose Blog is it Anyway? 2 – The Unanswerables
Why “The Unanswerables” ? Because the titles assigned to my guest improvisers don’t have an exact scientific answer or they are just zany and off the wall.
Do not expect fact here. Do not expect the truth here. This is creative writing for FUN, HUMOUR and for those with a SENSE OF HUMOUR. It’s cutting edge IMPROVISED blogging, not science weekly or the historian’s gazette.
The guest improvisers were assigned titles by me, and are therefore NOT necessarily experts or even actually FOR the topic they are writing about. They all did however “YES, AND” the challenge which is the spirit of improvisation and what we’re doing here.
We’re not interested in your critical appraisal, it simply isn’t required. It is in fact IRRELEVANT to the context of improvised, for fun creative writing. Stop taking yourselves so seriously.
So without further ado …
Her Highness – The One And The Only Eximious Dating Ann
Ann, or Dating Ann as she likes to be know, applied for a coveted place here on WBIIA2 and won. Yay ! She says her friends think she’s a geek, but she thinks being smart is cool. Quite right too Ann, someone the other day stereotyped me as a geek, I was quite offended, especially since I see myself as more of a creative these days.
I didn’t give Ann an easy title, but as self confessed dating guru to her friends – it’s could only have been you Ann 🙂
She has in my opinion done a very good job of explaining why a girl wouldn’t answer us guys back on Facebook. A first class effort, let’s hope more guys and gals can get together, now that the mysterious workings of the girl behind the keyboard have been revealed 🙂
You can find Ann at DATING ANN blog.
Please give a warm welcome to Ann.
How Come When I Talk To Girls on Facebook They Don’t Answer me Back?
Hey there, my name is Ann! I am a legal drug dealer by day and a relationship blogger by night. I am not your typical relationship blogger as I do not give “advice” I just provide insight on issues that are experienced in relationships. My topic is about good ol’ Facebook! I hope you enjoy.
You look/act like a creep. You’re either the older guy that favors one of those pictures on the sexual predator websites or you’re the guy from a foreign country who can’t write in English properly.
We don’t have any mutual friends. Believe it or not some people are still uncomfortable “friending” people they don’t know. If you message me and I don’t know you (or know of you) I will ignore you.
You don’t have any pictures. If you message me and tell me you would like to get to know me, but I don’t even know what you look like…I will definitely ignore you. You’re already starting off unfair. I have pictures, but you don’t! Who are you again?
What are you saying to her? Please don’t approach a woman via Facebook with some corny joke you heard Will Smith say on Fresh Prince. If you message her with, “Girl, are you tired ‘cause you been running through my mind all day.” You may not get the response you want, heck you may not get a response at all! Be normal and most of all be yourself.
Your offering me a job I do not want. If you want to get me a job working from home making $500 a day, I don’t want it. If you are offering some paralegal help I don’t want it! I’m not responding.
You live in Zimbabwe. Seriously! What are we going to do? You can’t even call this a long distance relationship. [Insert a funny alternative name to long distance as it equates to being in two different countries here]
She’s in a relationship. For those women who don’t mind meeting a guy online if she doesn’t show interest back it is probably because she has a boyfriend. Check her relationship status before messaging her. It would save you a lot of trouble. If she was smart like me her status always says “in a relationship”. According to Facebook, my boyfriend and I have been together since 2005. However, in real life I’ve had about 3 boyfriends, 3 breakups, and now I’m single again. **shrugs**
Thanks for having me on Whose Blog Is It Anyway! Feel free to check out my blog at www.datingann.com
BY Ann, blogger extraordinaire at the DATING ANN blog.
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