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Why does my husband? – look at other women, blame me for everything, fart so much, ignore me, lie to me, treat me so bad, not love me, cheat and wear women’s panties – Carol


This is cutting edge improvisational blogging. We call it –

“Whose Blog is it Anyway ?” 2 – The Unanswerables

We have written this for FUN, not serious, to amuse ourselves and our readers, and help promote our blogs. Please read with that in mind.

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DonCharisma.org Whose Blog Is It Anyway Poster
DonCharisma.org Whose Blog Is It Anyway Poster

Whose Blog is it Anyway? 2 – The Unanswerables

Why “The Unanswerables” ? Because the titles assigned to my guest improvisers don’t have an exact scientific answer or they are just zany and off the wall.

Do not expect fact here. Do not expect the truth here. This is creative writing for FUN, HUMOUR and for those with a SENSE OF HUMOUR. It’s cutting edge IMPROVISED blogging, not science weekly or the historian’s gazette.

The guest improvisers were assigned titles by me, and are therefore NOT necessarily experts or even actually FOR the topic they are writing about. They all did however “YES, AND” the challenge which is the spirit of improvisation and what we’re doing here.

We’re not interested in your critical appraisal, it simply isn’t required. It is in fact IRRELEVANT to the context of improvised, for fun creative writing. Stop taking yourselves so seriously.

So without further ado …

Carol

Her Ladyship – The Eminent Brilliant Doctor And Author Extraordinaire

Dr Carol Cooper, or I hope I’m allowed to call her Carol first came to my attention when I was writing about Trolls. I don’t know how she found me, but I was a little in awe as she’s more than a little well known. So I extra-minded my P’s and Q’s.

Since then she’s been a regular commenter and follower of my blog, and I’ve learned that she’s actually lovely, very humble and down to earth woman. In fact I’d go as far as to say that she exhibits all the traits of a very charismatic woman.

Carol’s risen to the challenge beautifully.

You can find Dr Carol Cooper at PILLS & PILLOW-TALK blog.

Please give a warm welcome to Dr Carol Cooper.

Cheers

Don Charisma


DonCharisma.org Warning Improvised Writing
DonCharisma.org Warning Improvised Writing

Why does my husband? – look at other women, blame me for everything, fart so much, ignore me, lie to me, treat me so bad, not love me, cheat and wear women’s panties

Intro

I’m Carol Cooper, a writer and doctor living in London.  I like bright things and bright people. That’s why my novel has a pair of red suede shoes right in the middle of the cover, and of course why I follow Don Charisma’s blog.

I accepted DC’s challenge on WBIIA 2 because the lure of his Unanswerables was too great to resist.  My husband says I always have an answer to everything.  Would I have answers to this?

Improvisation

The challenge Don sent turned out to be about my husband.  Why, asks DC, does my husband look at other women, blame me for everything, fart so much, ignore me, lie to me, treat me so bad, not love me, cheat, and wear women’s panties?

The other bit of the challenge, not specified in Don’s instructions, was staying out of the divorce courts.

Let me say right off my Other Half does not do all these things, to my knowledge.  But then we’ve only been married six months today.  Although I now begin to understand why he bought me large amounts of underwear for Christmas, and in such generous sizes.

Like any red-blooded male, OH does of course look at other women.  He only wants to be reminded how gorgeous I look by comparison.   Even during his relationship with Bonnie, the love of his life, he would occasionally steal glances at other bikes, just to reassure himself of the unparalleled beauty and charm of the Triumph Bonneville.

The other things he does?   I reckon he does them because he can. You need to know that I’ve raised three sons.  To get me riled, my husband would have to do something really annoying, like throw his dinner out the cat-flap, fill his underpants with Lego bricks, or get his head stuck in a bucket.   Maybe he’d even have to push his brother in the river.

My husband can get away with farting.  It only makes me giggle.  If he lies, I smile indulgently.  I don’t mind if he cheats at cards.  It’s probably only to help me win.  Anyway, I’ll likely just grin and pinch him on the buttock.

If he repeats himself, as he does quite often, I may cup my ear and shout “Pardon?  Can you say that again?  I’m only 93.”   If my husband ignores me, I just put the radio on full blast to deafen him with 60s sounds.  His worst habit around the house?  He leaves the lights on.  I just roll my eyes, which he can easily see since all the lights are on.

Frankly none of my responses are nearly enough to make my husband want to stop.  So the bottom line is that he does all these things because he can get away with it.

But it’s not a one-way street.   In this post-feminist world, you expect me to be the perfect simpering wife?  I burp, I scratch, and I sing out of tune.  I leave so many clothes on the back of the chair that it tips over, and furthermore I’m an ogre in the mornings.  There is, I’m told, a growing list of maddening traits and exasperating habits, all of which defy logic.  And apparently they were not present six months ago.

Why do I do these things?  Because I’m me, just as surely as my husband is himself.  As to why that should be, well, it’s completely unanswerable.

Him And Me
Him And Me

Outro

I’m Carol and I blog on http://pillsandpillowtalk.com. Thanks to Don Charisma for letting me improvise, and to you for reading.

BY Dr Carol Cooper, blogger extraordinaire at the PILLS & PILLOW-TALK blog.



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Comments are invited. BUT you are reminded that this is a public blog and you are also reminded to think before you press the “post comment” button. 

DO NOT post outbound links in my comments whilst “Whose Blog is it Anyway? 2” is in progress.

Good manners are a mark of a charismatic person – so please keep comments civil, non-argumentative, constructive and related, or they will be moderated. If you feel you can’t comply, press the “unfollow” button and/or refrain from commenting.

I read ALL comments but can’t always reply. I will comment if I think there’s something that I can add to what you’ve said. I do delete without notice comments that don’t follow rules above. For persistent offenders I will ignore you permanently and/or report you.

Most decent people already know how to behave respectfully. Thank you for your co-operation on the above.

Warm regards, Don Charisma



40 thoughts on “Why does my husband? – look at other women, blame me for everything, fart so much, ignore me, lie to me, treat me so bad, not love me, cheat and wear women’s panties – Carol

      1. Wine! Yay – I like wine. Shooting to the shop for a bit – got nor bread — have fun while I’m gone. (and no I will not be buying wine -) Is the cure available at the corner cafe per chance?

    1. Thanks Belinda. I’ve come into this dialogue a bit late, but glad to hear you enjoyed my WBIIA2 post. Right now I’m looking for a better chair, one with a larger back so the clothes don’t slip off, and maybe weighted front legs so it doesn’t tip over 😉

  1. This was great. My husband definitely has fewer irritating quirks than I do, so you rarely hear me complaining when I trip over a pair of his shoes (and he complains I have too many pairs? At least I keep them in the closet!) or he leaves the toilet seat up or doesn’t hear me when I talk. See how short the list is?

    1. Thank you, Sharon. I’m getting your drift. My husband has more shoes than I do, and they’re easier to trip over becuz they’re bigger. My own favs are red suede heels, as on the cover of my novel. Confession: I have 2 pairs of those…

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