Woman stabs boyfriend for not liking Instagram selfie fast enough


It’s an amusing story, thanks for a very good laugh 🙂 Whatever next, not liking quickly enough on Instagram grounds for justifiable homicide ?

Within that, Cosmo reports this ever so slightly differently – http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a45394/poor-speller-keys-the-word-wore/ or at least that’s the lady in the photo …

The Valley Report

DAVE WEASEL

CANTON, OH – A 22 year old woman was arrested after stabbing her boyfriend in the face with a sharpened selfie-stick because he did not like her post on Instagram within the allotted 10 minute timeframe.

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“This is atrocious, I can’t believe I am being charged for exercising what should be a constitutional right,” says the suspect. “This is 2015. When are the fat cats in Washington going to wake up and realize that when you are in a relationship, you must like your partner’s picture as soon as they post it. If anyone is the victim here, it is me.”

Her lawyer also made a statement. “This young woman acted in self defence, he assaulted her feelings. She spent over 3 hours picking and adjusting the perfect filter for her selfie. She even logged into Facebook Messenger and saw he was ‘online now’ and had yet to acknowledge and validate…

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12 thoughts on “Woman stabs boyfriend for not liking Instagram selfie fast enough

  1. Oh Shoot! Someone’s totally outta their gourds, if this REALLY did go down! Did it??? Whatever was she thinking?! Oh Wow! 🙉

    Plus, this ‘first to like’ craze; I think is totally spazzy! I see it everywhere like its a race against time type-thing and some sorta trophy will be handed you after all said, done and ‘liked’….pretty laughable stuff! Stupidity has never been more rife in this world, as much as its being experienced in this age! Thanks for sharing Don! 👉

      1. Long on suspicions and short on hard core evidence I’ll say! 😈😆

        Fiction it is then Don! Its just gotta be, I’ll have it no other way, nuh-uh! 😂😂😂

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